Subcommittee on the Meaning of Sugar

Welcome, esteemed members, to the most pressing subcommittee of all time!

Our agenda is to tackle the most fundamental question of human existence: What does sugar really mean to us?

• Discuss the etymology of sugar: from the ancient Greeks to the modern-day marketing gimmicks.
• Analyze the sugar-to-stress ratio in modern diet culture.
• Host expert witness: "That Guy" from the Sugar Industry.
• Vote on a motion to make sugar the official state candy of our nation.

Subcommittee members: Learn more about our sub-subcommittee on the Chemistry of Sugar.

Also see: Subcommittee on the Fine Print of Life for more existential crises.